telugu lo stories kathalu Kamasutra Says ..... KAMA SUTRA

1. Kamasutra says : 

If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. 
And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!


2. Did you ever notice: 

Everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". 

Blouse, 
Bra, 
Bikini, 
Boobs 


lower body with a "P" 

Petticoat, 
pants, 
panties, 
pussy....

No wonder why men suffer from high B P !!!

Vulgar but true so its worth reading...

#...Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself..

Moral: In life no one helps you, once you're fucked.

#...Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fucked to achieve it.

#...What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction?
What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!

#...3 people having sex is a threesome, 

2 is a twosome. 

So next time someone calls you 

'HANDSOME', don't take it as a compliment!

#...Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.



#...Practical thought:

A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dick hard, not his life..!

Officer: madam swimming is prohibited in this lake.

Lady: then why dint you tell me when I was removing my clothes?

Officer: well, that's not prohibited.


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