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A man joins a very exclusive nudist

colony....On his first day there; he takes

off his clothes and starts to wander

around. A gorgeous blonde walks by,

and the man immediately gets an

erection.

The woman notices his erection, comes

over to him and says: "Did you call for

me?" The man replies, "No, what do you

mean?"

She says: "You must be new here. Let

me explain. It's a rule here that if you

get an erection, it implies you called for

me." Smiling, she leads him to the side

of the swimming pool, lies down on a

towel, eagerly pulls him to her and

happily lets him have his way with her.

The man continues to explore the

colony's facilities. He enters the sauna

and, as he sits down, he farts........Within

minutes, a huge, hairy man lumbers out

of the steam-room toward him: "Did

you call for me?" says the hairy man.

"No, what do you mean?" says the

newcomer.

"You must be new," says the hairy man,

"it's a rule that if you fart, it implies

that you called for me." The huge man

easily spins him around, bends him over

a bench and has his way with him.

The newcomer staggers back to the

colony office, where he is greeted by  

the smiling, naked receptionist; "May I

help you?" she says. The man yells:

"Here's my membership card. You can

have the key back and you can keep the

$500 membership fee."

"But, Sir," she replies, "you've only

been here for a few hours. You haven't

had the chance to see all our facilities."

The man replies: "Listen lady, I'm 68

years old. I only get an erection once a

month. I fart 35 times a day.....!

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