Boy and Girl Jokes
Boy: if I kiss you and run away then what will you think?
Girl: I will think that a fool instead of attending the full paper just attended the one mark alone and failed.
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Teacher: explain responsibility.
Student:
mam your blouse has four buttons, if three buttons break down the entire responsibility will be on the fourth one.
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Advertisement by Panty Company:
we are not the best in the world but we are closest to the best thing in the world.
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A note in the sex magazines shop:
please hold the magazines with both hands while reading.
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Why do women put red lipstick on their mouth?
To inform men stop this is not right hole.
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Teacher: why does cow look tense after giving milk?
Student: madam, if someone presses your breast for hours and doesn't f***, how wud you feel?
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A boy and his buffalo go to a river to take bath. As he removes his clothes buffalo laughs at him.
He asked: why are you laughing at me?
Buffalo: your tail's in front.
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Girl: what do you like in me?
Boy: those two balls having black dots in center.
Girl: you rascal are you with me for that?
Boy: yes, I like your eyes.
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Wife dreaming in the night suddenly shouts "quickly my husband is back" man get up, jumps out of the window and realizes, dammit I am the husband.
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Customer: my wife needs a bra but I don't know the size
Salesgirl: touch my breast and try to estimate
Customer: oh I forgot she needs panties too.
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Misuse of English: a diagram in a book was not clear. So teacher drew the diagram on the blackboard and announced. Don't look at the book figure, look at my figure.--
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Husband and wife are like two tyres of a vehicle.
Even if one punctures, the vehicle can't move further.
So intelligent people always keep spare tyres.
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Boy saw a lady with big breasts.He asks: can I bite them for $1000?
She says ok. they go to a secluded corner. She opens her blouse.
The boy kisses, licks, puts his face in them, presses them hard for 10 minutes
Lady asks: aren't you gonna bite them?
He replies: no, it's too costly.
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A boy wanted to have sex with girl friend ashamed of his small sex organ decided to bring girl friend in dark place opened his zip and put his sex organ on girl friend hands.
Girl friend: No thanks, I don't smoke.
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