Boy and Girl Jokes 2
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A guy picks up a girl for a date.
Guy: why are you wearing your belt around your knee?
Girl: I promised my mom that I wouldn't let you touch me below my belt.
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Who is senior...female sex organ or male sex organ?
Answer: female sex organ because male sex organ always stands up when he sees a female sex organ, respecting the senior.
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A college girl was in jeans with the zip open.
A Boy gapes at the girl and says: Miss please close your taj mahal door. my qutub minar is dancing here.
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What's common between sun and women underwear?
Both are hot, both look good while going down, both disappear by night.
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One man gets married to a lady traffic police. Friend asks how your 1st night was. She collected Rs.100 from me for over speed, Rs.200 for wrong side entry, Rs.500 for no helmet.
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Do you know why girls wear a shawl on top of their churidar, because it's Indian tradition to cover all eating and drinking things when not in use.
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Completing engineering is like a pregnancy ....everyone will appreciate the outcome, but no one knows how many attempts were made.
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Kid by chance enters into parents bedroom and is shocked at what he sees. He shouts at his mom and you scold me for just sucking the thumb.
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Midnight hot: After 1st night.
Husband: dear what do you think about our first night?
Wife: darling 5% pain, 5% enjoyment and 90% old memories.
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Contest in a girl's college: write a short essay that contains religion, sex and mystery.
Winner essay: oh god, I am pregnant, I wonder who did it.
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